is fed up with muppets

How come everywhere you go and almost everyone you see is a muppet..? muppets that think they own the roads/pavements/world..?
especially on the roads, muppets who go around roundabouts not indicating where they are leaving, and have the brass bo##ocks to swear at you when you pull out on them... sorry, i'm not a bloody clairvoyant, and if i was i'd predict next weeks lottery numbers and let somebody else drive me. muppets
and all theses people that predicted the world was gonna be sucked into a black hole when the particle accelerator was switched on in switzerland... at the time of writing, they haven't done that bloody experiment yet... and the same thing happens 1000's of times a day naturally, and i for one believe stephen hawking, who is NO muppet. the only black hole they are gonna dissapear up is their own arses.
oh and "celebrity" chefs, my arse. ok, you might be television and have a successful chain of restaurants, but don't forget how you got them... customers....if theses "chefs" carry on being muppets and generally having their heads so far up their arses they are likely to pop out, people aren't gonna go, and i personally would love to see gordon ramsey et al, out on their arses. ( not like i'm jealous in any way you understand) muppets.
oh, and in addition to my previous posts, it looks like john mccain is gaining popularity.... more of the same but a fatter muppet

on a final note, " whats green green and smells of pork? kermits dick. ;)

squeezing out another blog

Hi there, been a week since my last blog, Quick question... who's getting bored of everybody going on about the Hillary Clinton/ Barrack Obama election rubbish.... i personally couldn't give a xxxx who gets in, whether it be a woman or a black man ... wait a minute, HE ISN'T BLACK !!!
yes, we've all heard that his fathers Kenyan and his mothers white, so technically he's half-caste not black, and I'm pretty bloody sure i would be politically and factually INCORRECT to call him white... so why call him black ???
and Hillary "its ok for my rich presidential husband to get blown by a young slapper because i'm in the limelight, and perhaps i should have done it instead "Clinton is spitting the dummy about losing to a "black" man... if i got caught being blown and my wife found out , it would quite likely end in either divorce or a "bobbit" hahaha..

so who do we trust to be in charge of the biggest war-mongering country in the world? a "black" man ? an all too forgiving woman? or the fat guy who has said very little while the fiasco was being played out?... my moneys on HOMER !!

Thinking THREE are taking the p#ss...

ok ,today i got the wifes phone back after repair to be told by the shop staff, ( couldn't possibly comment on their ability, or lack of..) that the fault was caused by the battery, and that the battery isn't covered by the manufacturers warranty... ok , it isn't the manufacturers responsibility to honour that, but bearing in mind the thing is under a year old, there must be some kind of claim i can make, or maybe cancel my contract due to the phone being unfit for purpose... worth a try, and it would be nice ( just for once) to get in touch with somebody in the U.K that has at least an ounce of sense outside the scripted bollocks that they always spheel, and to talk to somebody called DAVE not DAVMINDER.
" thank you for calling three, can i take your order ?"
" yeah, a new battery, and a chicken madras please.... oh, and a pint of kingfisher"

just starting blogging.

I thought it was about time i put my whinging down ont t'internet. for anyone who cares or dares to read any shite i bother to put down.
well, here goes.
after not working in leeds for a while, i got sent in again today. and was seriously considering taking out a second mortgage to pay for the parking.
and yesterday i saw at the peace gardens in sheffield, a young muslim girl looking really pissed off watching the other kids running around half dressed in the fountains, while she was stood there in full head- covering and clothing, watching her little brother joining the other kids getting soaked, laughing and giggling.. is that what equality is all about? doesn't sound very equal to me, hmm...

oh, and wankers that leave it 'til the last minute to cut-in to queues when their lane is closing, then expect everyone to let them in... meet the cones my friend.