is fed up with muppets

How come everywhere you go and almost everyone you see is a muppet..? muppets that think they own the roads/pavements/world..?
especially on the roads, muppets who go around roundabouts not indicating where they are leaving, and have the brass bo##ocks to swear at you when you pull out on them... sorry, i'm not a bloody clairvoyant, and if i was i'd predict next weeks lottery numbers and let somebody else drive me. muppets
and all theses people that predicted the world was gonna be sucked into a black hole when the particle accelerator was switched on in switzerland... at the time of writing, they haven't done that bloody experiment yet... and the same thing happens 1000's of times a day naturally, and i for one believe stephen hawking, who is NO muppet. the only black hole they are gonna dissapear up is their own arses.
oh and "celebrity" chefs, my arse. ok, you might be television and have a successful chain of restaurants, but don't forget how you got them... customers....if theses "chefs" carry on being muppets and generally having their heads so far up their arses they are likely to pop out, people aren't gonna go, and i personally would love to see gordon ramsey et al, out on their arses. ( not like i'm jealous in any way you understand) muppets.
oh, and in addition to my previous posts, it looks like john mccain is gaining popularity.... more of the same but a fatter muppet

on a final note, " whats green green and smells of pork? kermits dick. ;)