Well, its been well over two years since my last blog, and i thought it was about time i filled in the blanks, for those of you (39 at last count) readers. seems barely worth it but hey ho.
so we still have obama, we have a new UK government "the con-dems" (seems appropriate) we'll all be securely fucked into the floor before long, like some kind of crazed gimp.. or is that just my warped mind? anyhoo.
all the usual faces are still here, except for the guy that bought SEGWAY, the two wheeled upright electric things, who it turns out was also the guy that made millions from designing the walls that made camp bastion ( yes, it does sound like a gay porn star) who today promptly drove off a cliff on a segway, to his death some 80ft below.. tragedy, but i bet it was funny as f### to watch.
why the hell would you want to ride one of those, thats lets face it are preety unstable at the best of times, on a cliff edge, next to a river... are you menthol? sorry, WERE you menthol? the local M.P Ed milliband is now the leader of the labour party, hmmm, isn't that a bit like being made the captain of the titanic AFTER it hit the iceberg? " here you go lad, its all yours" " thanks.. twat" precisely. bye for now.
that ISN'T my belly, by the way.
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